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Delight your friends with witty one-liners, and make those long road trips a blast. There are also great illustrations to keep your early readers engaged.

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Pickle Jokes Practically Write Themselves

Q: What did the pickle say at the poker tournament?

A: Dill me in!

Best Friends

A bull turned to his friend and said, “I’m really worried about getting Mad Cow disease.”

“I’m not worried about that at all,” the friend said.

The bull was puzzled. “Why is that?” he asked.

The friend replied, “because I’m a tractor.”

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A Few One-Liners

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After the fall of feudalism, all the fonts were sans-serf!

Whiteboards are truly remarkable!

A giggling blizzard is snow laughing matter.

Laugh Yourself Hoarse!

Snorts
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Guffaws and Belly Laughs
60%
Chortles
30%
Total Laughs
110%

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Notes on Jokes

Telling Jokes

Do you ever wonder why some people are funny and others aren’t? The secret is practice. Even the funniest stand-up comedians on the planet practice telling their jokes, so why shouldn’t you? Here is a Read more…

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